More Lunatics in Charge

The governments answer to the crime wave = reduce Police numbers

The governments answer to the NHS crises = reduce staff and services

The govs answer to full and over crouded jails = reduce sentences, release early

The govs answer to binge drinking = 24 hr. licencing

The govs answer to underage sex = sex education in primary school

The govs answer to sodomy = legalise it

The govs answer to the drug problem = declassify cannabis, give free heroin to adicts.
The govs anser to any problem = appoint another commitee (and ignore it )

You could'nt make it up !